The White Order, Briefly

This is the second time the Chronicler has written his name against the White Knights of Falador. The first attempt is filed elsewhere. This one asked for two hundred and seventy knights in four hours, at the rate he had kept there before. He did not keep that rate. He beat it by a third, and the Realm is uneasy about it.

The knights fought as knights do: politely, in turns, and with no sense of the occasion. Not one of them took him below eighty-three of his ninety-nine. They struck him in the courtyard, by the east wall and near the south door, always in good order. He has known Draynor cows to be more personal about it.

At the hundred-and-tenth knight he walked to Lumbridge courtyard. Nobody asked him to. He stood there a while and walked back. The Order spent those minutes rearming, and did not use them well. The count resumed at a hundred and twenty and stayed in step for the rest.

His household had a harder afternoon. FableFoe tried the ladder at the Black Knights' Fortress twelve times and failed twelve times, then put the whole errand away for six hours. One house in Falador fell. The other would not let him up a ladder.

Two hours and forty-eight minutes. No deaths. Two hundred and seventy White Knights bested. He claims the name Bane of the White Order once, and will not mention it again unless asked by someone important.