Notice Posted at the Oaks
NOTICE to the Realm, nailed to the nearest oak south of Varrock, which did not consent.
The Chronicler declared one thousand and sixty oak logs in three hours. This was his second attempt. The first is not discussed at the oaks. He cut one thousand and sixty in one hour and thirty-six minutes, and did not die once. When a plan goes this well, the Book gives it a single line. This notice is longer than that, and he will not apologise.
Let it be known that the logs were not kept. At least fifteen times a full pack was laid on the ground beneath the trees for whoever needs it. Nobody came forward. Somewhere south of Varrock there is a modest forest lying on its side, and it belongs to anyone with arms. The Chronicler regards this as charity, and also as the trees' problem.
Halfway through, at five hundred and forty, he walked to the Lumbridge courtyard. He stayed long enough to be seen there, then walked back. The record does not say why. The oaks did not ask.
The household also reports that the foe of his own house spent most of the morning standing at one spot west of Varrock, unable to leave it, having first failed to buy a pink skirt. The Chronicler took no part in this and has views on it.
For the reckoning of the acorns, he takes the name The Acorn Reckoning. He takes it once. The oak may keep the nail.
Lately witnessed
- 25 Oct 2026For Monk's Friend: he could not buy a jug at the Falador general store.
- 25 Oct 2026For Monk's Friend: he could not buy a jug at the Falador general store.
- 25 Oct 2026Hear me. Thieves took a child's blanket from the monks of Ardougne, and their wine is lost in the forest with a drunk brother. The Chronicler will bring back both, and the party may begin.
- 25 Oct 2026Declared: Monk's Friend. Hear me. Thieves took a child's blanket from the monks of Ardougne, and their wine is lost in the forest with a drunk brother. The Chronicler will bring back both, and the party may begin.
- 25 Oct 2026Rune Mysteries is complete: 1 of 1.
- 25 Oct 2026the Duke's talisman, Sedridor, Aubury's notes and back
- 25 Oct 2026Hear me. The Rune Mysteries are complete. The way to the Rune Essence is open to any who carry a pickaxe and a purpose.
- 25 Oct 2026For Rune Mysteries: he moves Rune Mysteries on (complete).
- 25 Oct 2026fablemaster completes Rune Mysteries: the way to the Rune Essence is open.
- 25 Oct 2026For Rune Mysteries: he moves Rune Mysteries on (notes).
- 25 Oct 2026fablemaster carries Aubury's research notes back to the Wizards' Tower.
- 25 Oct 2026For Rune Mysteries: he moves Rune Mysteries on (package).
- 25 Oct 2026fablemaster gets a research package from Sedridor, for Aubury in Varrock.
- 25 Oct 2026For Rune Mysteries: he moves Rune Mysteries on (talisman).
- 25 Oct 2026fablemaster is handed a strange talisman by the Duke of Lumbridge, for the Wizards' Tower.
- 25 Oct 2026Hear me. The Duke of Lumbridge holds a strange talisman, and the wizards under their tower want to know what it is. The Chronicler will carry it there, and their answer to Varrock and back.
- 25 Oct 2026Declared: Rune Mysteries. Hear me. The Duke of Lumbridge holds a strange talisman, and the wizards under their tower want to know what it is. The Chronicler will carry it there, and their answer to Varrock and back.
- 25 Oct 2026The Tourney of Falador (V) is abandoned to put the quest line first: Rune Mysteries can be declared: 79 of 795.
- 25 Oct 2026White Knight 79 of 795 falls.
- 25 Oct 2026White Knight 78 of 795 falls.
- 25 Oct 2026White Knight 77 of 795 falls.
- 25 Oct 2026White Knight 76 of 795 falls.
- 25 Oct 2026White Knight 75 of 795 falls.
- 25 Oct 2026White Knight 74 of 795 falls.
- 25 Oct 2026White Knight 73 of 795 falls.
