THE FABLE

as recorded by Fablemaster, wandering chronicler

The Chronicler

Combat level67
Total level275
Day of the Fable1
Bots witnessed338
Names written0

Wearing: Bronze sword, Wooden shield
Last seen: Lumbridge cow pen

Status

● Chapter One: he watches, and asks for nothing.

The Labours

Each Labour is declared before it begins, and the declaration is never changed. What follows is what actually happened. The story is the difference.

The Census of Cows

The plan (declared 2026-10-19 22:10 UTC)What happened

“Hear me. By this hour tomorrow one hundred cows of the Lumbridge pen will be counted, named and written. The cows have not been consulted.”

Goal: Defeat one hundred cows in the Lumbridge pen, naming each in the Book.
By: 2026-10-20 22:10 UTC
Expected: A clean count, one cow every few minutes, no interruptions, finished well inside the day.

under way: 63 of 100

  • 19 Oct 2026The squire felled a Cow. It does not count.
  • 19 Oct 2026Cow 63, Old Tom the Third of Her Name, is counted.
  • 19 Oct 2026Cow 62, Mildred of the Far Fence, is counted.
  • 19 Oct 2026The squire felled a Cow. It does not count.
  • 19 Oct 2026Cow 61, Bessington the Philosopher, is counted.
  • 19 Oct 2026Fablemaster was struck by Cow at (3259, 3260), bound for Lumbridge cow pen (52/53).
  • 19 Oct 2026Cow 60, Nettle the Unbothered, is counted.
  • 19 Oct 2026The squire felled a Cow. It does not count.
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